Breakfast at Disney

Benefits of being an opener at work tomorrow: start work at 9:30, opening duties are easier than closing duties, so no mopping or closing registers tomorrow night, I get done at 5:30.

Negatives: I start work at 9:30. So I’m waking up at 8:30. 

Would it be a crisis to let me sleep in 2 days in a row? I mean really.

I actually just did a homework assignment.

Can this go on and I maybe do another one within the next hour or so?

Get ahead, get ahead, get ahead, I chant to myself because something like last week is a thing I never want to experience again.

i had one really strong drink at dinner. only one. but really strong.

and now my head feels crazy like it’s spinning and swimming. i would like it to stop please because i have to be at work at 9:30 and i wanted to do a tiny bit of homework right now.

Look, I never liked you anyway. You were a time filler and a person to pay for my meals. Your ego and personality is not my type and neither are your looks tbh.

But when you embarassed the shit out of me tonight by tipping the waitress $1.46 on a 53 dollar bill and caused her to walk by us, give us the death stare and say “Jesus Christ” and didn’t offer to fix it, that was the end. When I have to argue with you for 5 mins about how embarrassed I am and how you need to tip more and you don’t because you say it would embarrass you, when I’m already humiliated, that’s the end. I can’t deal with your ego, selfishness, or the fact that you LET me tip and didn’t even offer to pay me back.

If you can’t afford to tip a waitress, you can’t afford to take me out.

And if you expect me to pay for some of it, well, that’s more than spending time with you is worth. I’d go dutch any time, but with you, it’s not really worth it.

Adios.

In addition to having an exhausting week all week anyway. I don’t know how I managed to not nap today. But anyway, I just wanted to share how I’m unwinding: watching the Ricky Gervais Show until I pass out (it won’t be long). Yup Yup.